"But the goodbye was sad and strangely unfulfilling."
Nymphomaniac - Lars von Trier
*14 year old me voice* mom give me an allowance for i can buy some figs
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Thank you kind follower :)
Aww making me blush